porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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