My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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