what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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