Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She bit a glass in half.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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