Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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