This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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