And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
All the doctor said was why
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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