I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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