The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?