Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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