So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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