Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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