i was born a porn star she said
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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