...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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