no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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