She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
did you just send me my own nude
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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