Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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