Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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