what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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