Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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