I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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