I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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