Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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