Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I think people are normalizing furries
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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