I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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