i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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