You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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