did you get engaged???
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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