if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
