just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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