Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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