We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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