remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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