Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it was like eating out sand paper
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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