I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
These tits shall not be calmed
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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