she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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