You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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