I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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