Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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