He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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