jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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