you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize