so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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