In the future we'll all be gay
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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