There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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