you would pick up someone in the library
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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