Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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