Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think I sprained my soul last night
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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