i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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