You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk