ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture