I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.