There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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