I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
