Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Drake has all the answers
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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