i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
