she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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