I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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