Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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